Friday, November 14, 2014

THE RETURN OF DR. FRANK N FURTER









ON HALLOWEEN DAY, IN THE QUAINT CITY OF TULSA, OKLAHOMA, SOMETHING INCREDIBLY PECULIAR OCCURRED. AT THE PRIDE OF THE GREAT SOUTHWEST, ALSO KNOWN AS BOOKER T. WASHINGTON HIGH SCHOOL, A BEAUTIFUL GROUP OF STUDENTS LEARNING ABOUT THE ART OF PHOTOGRAPHY DECIDED TO VENTURE INTO THE INFAMOUS AREA UNDERNEATH THE VISITOR'S STANDS OFTEN CALLED "THE CRACK SHACK." ALWAYS HEARING THE LEGENDS ABOUT THIS NOTORIOUS SITE, THE COLLECTION OF YOUNG SCHOLARS WERE BOTH EXCITED AND HORRIFIED ABOUT THEIR UPCOMING EXPERIENCE. THINGS WERE COMPLETELY FINE, UP UNTIL THEY HIT THE FOOTBALL FIELD AND BEGAN TO HEAR SOME SORT OF MONSTROUS MOAN. THEY MOVED ABOUT SEVEN AND TWO THIRDS OF A METER CLOSER AND HEARD A GROAN. 
"OK NOT TO SOUND PARANOID, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" NICK QUESTIONED SLIGHTLY ANXIOUSLY. 
"PROBABLY JUST YOUR OWN HEAD, I CANT HEAR A THING," EMMA SASSILY REPLIED. 
"WELL THEN," NICK MUTTERED UNDER HIS BREATH.
THE STUDENTS INCHED CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ENTRANCE, HALF NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN THEIR EXCITEMENT AND THE OTHERS TREMBLING WITH FEAR. FINALLY THEY ARRIVED AT THE DOORS.
WAKELEY, THEIR OH SO FEARLESS LEADER, OBNOXIOUSLY YELLED "AND NOW, WITH GREAT PLEASURE, I PRESENT TO YOU ALL THE INFAMOUS-" THERE WAS ANOTHER LOUD MOAN. IT BELLOWED TO MUCH THAT IT NEARLY MADE THE GROUND VIBRATE. WE ALL PAUSED AND LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, BUT WITH A CLEAR OF HIS THROAT, WAKELEY CONTINUED "THE INFAMOUS CRACKSHACK. SHALL WE?"
ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER NOISE, THIS TIME A SHRILL SHRIEK, CAME FROM WHAT APPEARED TO BE JUST BEHIND THE DOORS WE WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF. HOWEVER, BEING SO FEARLESS, WAKELEY BEGAN TO UNLOCK THESE FRIGHTFUL DOORS. ALL THE CHILDREN SHIVERED WITH ANTICI..............PATION. 
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE DOORS SWUNG OPEN WITH A DEAFENING BANG. TWO FIGURES, FROZEN OTHER THAN A SLIGHT TREMBLE, COULD BE MADE OUT IN THE SHADOWS. 
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS FUCKING IN HERE?!??!" WAKELEY ROARED FROM JUST WITHIN THE WALLS. 
AS THE GROUP LOOKED CLOSER THEY SAW THAT THE PAIR, WAS INDEED, IN A HUMPING POSITION. THE "MAN" CALMLY MOVED AWAY, CLEANED HIMSELF UP, AND BEGAN TO APPROACH THE CENTER OF THE KIDS. THE ONLY THING THAT LET EVERYONE KNOW HE WAS A MAN WAS THAT THERE WAS A SMALL FLAT NIPPLE POPPING OUT OVER THE TOP OF HIS CORSET. OTHER THAN THAT, THE FIGURE STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM SCREAMED WOMAN. 
"HELLO BABIES, IM DR. FRANK N FURTER. ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL."